Naruto Needs a Job by naruto-needs-a-smoke, literature
Literature
Naruto Needs a Job
Your pal Naruto has fallen on some tough times, and I could really use a carton of cigarettes right about now. If you have any tasks for a ninja to do please read from my list of prices:
Going hourly rate - 50usd per hour of my services not mentioned on this list
A Simple Murder - One Carton of Newport 100s, One carton of Pall Malls, and a fat sack of weed and I will kill most people for you...
A Complicated Murder - Exceptionally powerful victims will require more money and time so I will also need a whole lot more money. Vegeta want's me to kill Goku it's going to cost OVER 9000 american dollars.
Assassination - No job is too big for a
Born to the fourth hokage; a demon fox posses his stomach and he can kill you in 900 different ways, but all Naruto needs is a smoke... Seriously he will Kill anyone for a pack of sweet cigarettes right now
here is a list of my friends who are exceptionally famous without my help but still refuse to buy me smokes
~Kakashi-plz (https://www.deviantart.com/kakashi-plz) - David Bowie, my beloved mentor. He was responsible for teaching me everything I needed to know to kill a man a hundred times stronger than me. He was also a rock god in the 70s and still looks damn good considering all of the drugs we did together... can you hear me Major Tom?
:iconrockleeplz: - The Method Man, this bastard was taken away by the Wu Tang Clan, a group of ninja assassins who put out a few really good albums in the 90s... they still kill people and last time i checked Rock Meth was still torturing